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A is for AUDREY !
18 January 1992
Capricorn

LOVES
MICHELLE TAN !
CLIQUE !
JAPKO FAMILY !
NAMELESS !
Cm !
Kwon BoA !
CLASSIC MICKEY MOUSE !
TWEETY BIRD !
CRAYON SHINCHAN !
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS !
PIGGY !
EATING !
CANDYFLOSS !
BUBBLE TEA !
SUSHI !

LOVELY PEOPLE !

CLIQUE
DETEST YOU :D
CSN BABY
TKL DARLING
ahlee CHICKEN
alyss XIAOMEI
aimin DAJIE
dearest TOE
esther WINDOW


JAPKO FAMILY
dapho OKASAN
prisc wong OTOSAN
rachel DARLING
prisc tan


OTHER LINKS
jie jie
elaine sitoh
carolkins
baolin
rung
yan ping
amanda
31st
stephanie
jerrica
alyssa
amanda jie
wei juan
grace
samantha
yuru
chloe
gloria
ashley aiai
salina POK
steffi
amelia
BESTIE simin
ps fuman
BETTY/BERTRAM CHEONG
chyna
natasha
ESTHERFEZ
xiaxue
dawn yang

LETS SHARE !


SING ALONG !


jordin sparks no a...

REMEMBERANCE

January 2006
February 2006
March 2006
April 2006
May 2006
June 2006
July 2006
August 2006
September 2006
October 2006
November 2006
December 2006
January 2007
February 2007
March 2007
April 2007
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June 2007
July 2007
August 2007
September 2007
October 2007
November 2007
December 2007
January 2008
February 2008
March 2008

Friday, March 21, 2008

HELLOOOOOO , I'm Paris Hilton .
MOVED
till then ,
byeeeeeeeee (:
dont miss me .



Yours truly ,
AUDREY♥

Monday, March 03, 2008

Helloooooo , I'm Lindsey Lohan !



my blog's heart is beating .
felt it ?
but its gonna die soon .
so why bother saving it ?



alyss asked me to blog .
so she can coop picos .
how smart can she get ?



Feb , a short mth with many bdays !
siaoxzxz !



MERRY 16TH BIRTHDAY VALBERG ANN CHERYL !
my bus bud (:
sorrix , no pico of her .
i shall take with her if i see her (:









MERRY 16th Dinosaur friend .
we've known each other since we're tiny little Dinosaurs !
and i love YOU (:








MERRY 4th BDAY LEEANNE ANG SHI HUIIII !
you're so little (:



celebrated leeanne's 4th bday at her hse .
wasnt planned by us at all but it was planned by her mummy (:



had bbq .
slacked arnd and talked alot alot .






HAHA . look at xinxin !
she so cutesey (:
my kbox partner :D



i like bbq-ing at leeanne's hse .
theres a swing at her garden or side walk .
and the mood is like as if we're resort-ing .
coolios !




Rock , Stone , Sand (:
BRUDDERS !



i have a SUPERMAN test pad !
how coolios can this get .
aye , not cheap ok .
its $3.90 !
and the paper sucks like shit ~


i drew this watch when i was really bored during some lesson under the teacher's pisai ~
i have 2 tone skin and dont need 2 way foundation !


the sch is looks scary !
WOOOOOOOO ~

i'm sorry ,
i'm being more lamb than usual .
i think its the Mad & Rich that is taking effect now .
sorrix . i'm not lamb at all (:


on a certain rainy day ~
HAHA . fugly miiexzx ~

toe's bday is coming .
anyone wanna share bday present with me ?
i'm getting her a pair of new sch shoes .
take a look at her old sch shoe .
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its either shes too poor to buy or shes giving me a chance not to crack my beautiful pea brain over what to buy for her 16th bday ~

speaking of which ,
CRABBY'S BDAY IS ROUND THE CENTRE !
i'm giving her salad and carrot !
rabbits love those (:

smth to laugh abt .
or maybe gross out .
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WAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH !
i look like an insect !
i have nice bangs : D
maybe i shld cut bangs huh .
then i can be cutesey auddy (:

or maybe i shld keep long fringe and take lianxzxz picos or emo picos .
like this ,
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the cousin's cam is damn clear .
it takes my black little mole on my pisai and on my adam apple .
and i lubbxzxz my bushy eyebrows (:
they're like crayon shinchan (:

uh-oh .
how ?
i cant make up my mind D:


i'm so sad D D D :

HAHHA !
my EMOtions : D

ok ,
its really the Mad & Rich with chicken shells that are taking effect on miiexzxz .

2 of my ear holes are closing soon i guess .
no ear sticks to keep them upen !
HAHAHHAHA !

i learnt that word with vickey when my horrible classmates lock me out of the class today .
" aye aye upen up "
HAHHAHAHAHHA !
and they accidentally slammed the door on my poor little ear D:
and sngie tried to swing me away from the rolling chair .
i nearly died D:


my 2 smarty cousins (:
the younger one is in vjc in the intergrated program .
and the other is smart but last time no intergrated program .
so in tjc .


maybe if i hang out with them more often ,
i will be a smarty arse (:

HAHAH .
dont be deceived by their looks .
they're evil and crappy and lamb ~
but i lubbxzxzxz them (:

time for some boy boy picos time (:





dont you just agree with me that they're the cutest thing alive ? !
ohman !
i love boy boys !

ok ,
i have made the heart beat beat for quite some time .
its time for it to die a little while before i make it alive again .

its such a cold weather .
how i wish i'm allowed to sleep the whole day ~
sighhhhhhh ~

i feel like bbq-ing or steamboating now to keep me warm D:



HAHAH .
i cant sit properly for nuts .

read what toe and i were msn-ing .

OHMYMYMY ! says:
still talk so much ~
OHMYMYMY ! says:
such an arse
**-shirleentohdoh-* says:
aiya wadever lar
OHMYMYMY ! says:
let me complete your sentence .
OHMYMYMY ! says:
its just ss .
**-shirleentohdoh-* says:
no its the teacher
OHMYMYMY ! says:
HAHAH !
OHMYMYMY ! says:
a red panties talking in class makes everyone horny ~
OHMYMYMY ! says:
HAHAHHAH !
OHMYMYMY ! says:
esp trixie !
**-shirleentohdoh-* says:
haha diao
OHMYMYMY ! says:
its the fact k .
**-shirleentohdoh-* says:
ya true
**-shirleentohdoh-* says:
i agree man
OHMYMYMY ! says:
i too woman !

till then ,
buaix buaix .


Yours truly ,
AUDREY♥

Thursday, February 14, 2008

MERRY VALENTINE'S DAY (:

the first ever double decker 186 bus :D


this is what happens when AUDREY ! gets too stress over what to give for Valentines .
click it to read what i wrote .




one of my aunt's hse side door .


coolios huh .
it looks like some horror flicks door ~

Thanks for all the presents (:
you made me so loved !

somehow i love Valentines
cos i receive many food (:
and most of it is like so delicious !

the lollipops i gave got meaning one ok .
3 - i love you
1 - you're my one and only

also , cos this is a rather critical year for most of us ,
and we would spend like nights studying and mugging .
so a little sugar would keep you awake and going while you go through boring notes .
arent i thoughful ?

HAHA .
touched arent you .

nxt year ,
i gonna give cup noodles and alot of other instant food .
it is to keep all of us going through the long boring nights with only notes to keep you accompany .
i'm so creative :D

Cm shld nvr ever try to bake ever again .
her supposed muffins are like half cooked .
its all mushy and wet inside .
yucky yucks yucks .
and you said i was a bad baker .
the pot calling the kettle black lahxzxz !

watch this video .
its entitled Achmed the Dead Terrorist .
ultra corny .
but the " Hellooooo , I'm Lindsey Lohan " part is ultra funny lahxzx .
other than that , its kinda corny ~


till then ,
buaix buaix (:


Yours truly ,
AUDREY♥

Monday, February 11, 2008

MERRY CHEENA NEW YEAR (:
bettina bananananananna , i know you're enjoying yourself in some part of Cheena Land and imersing yourself with the New Year Spirit .
come back soon . imy tonnnnns ~

smth hit me while i was bathing today .
it made me relised that i'm actually really living in denial .
not for the changing of my bday or whatsoever .

not that i'm a perfect Christians or that i'm a real Christian or whatsoever .
trust me , if theres a list of faker Christian i would rank prob the top 5 or smth .

but i reflected and try to recall a sermon ,
according to that seromon speaker , the defination of a faker speaker is one that does not practice what he/she preaches .

yeah , its hard to actually practice what you preach .
thats why , we shld nvr ever preach !

HAHAH !
no lah ~
that was just smth to make it less serious .

but have we ever enconter people in our lives or even oursleves that claims or protrays that we're so call the "holy" Christians and so call "practice" whatever we , he/she preach ?
and the person actually believes and make other believes that he/she is actually the "holy" Christians .

i know i have .
and i'm sure the whole world is filled with this type of people .
humans are such hypocrites .
including me , i'm one big hypocrite .
thats why , i nvr hate hypocrites cos i'm one myself .
and neither shld you , cos trust me , you're one yourself .

dont ever deny it .
its a cruel fact humans have to face .

i personally have this blockage within myself .
i try not to talk sense to other people unless one day i stop swearing .
unless the person i'm talking to really needs to have some sense to be slap inside the puny pea brain .

come on , i have nvr read the whole book of the bible .
not to even mention a book inside the bible .
my bible knowledge is ZERO .

i'm proud to say that i'm a Christian that needs alot alot of moulding and determination to do what is right . i seriously think there is nth to be afraid abt . why shld we ever deceive ourselves when we know that its nvr ever gonna happened .

i felt the urge to blog .
no particular reason why .
maybe this post acts as a reflection for me if i ever read the history of this blog .


Yours truly ,
AUDREY♥

Sunday, February 03, 2008

i'm only blogging beacause . . .

I HAVE DECIDED !
that pair of classic limited nike dunks can wait ~

THIS SEXAYE BABY CANT WAIT !


TAKE A LOOK AT IT !
isnt it just so sexaye ? ! ? !
my heart was throbbing like mad when i saw this sexaye .
its S$250 .

the details and everything .
its so mesmerizing .


its freaking cheap on ebay lah !
its like only S$58.44 ! ! ! !
FUCK IT !
I WANNNNNNNNT !

but its a freaking size 9 ! ! !
why cant people have smaller feets like size 5 ?
sighhhhh ~

nvm ,
i think i'll just try my luck to find it on Queensway .
or else i have to burn a hole in the pocket by buying it at S$250 .
but i'm sure it would be worthwhile (:

Thank God for my mum being a bitch on my 16th bday and didnt buy my classic baby .
thats prob why i'm finally talking and answering her now .

http://www.discount-cheap.net/adidas-adicolor-y4-stan-smith-mr-happy-superstar-shoes-p-289.html
go have a look at the picos of the details and stuffs .
your heart will definately go wild .
its so wonderful !


if only they had a classic mickey one instead of goofy ~

they also have Mr Happy Jacket .
but its not very nice on the outside .
but the inside is so cutesey ! ! !
i can stare and stare at that page and i nvr seem to ever fade that smile on my face .
AHHHHHHHHHHH ~


Yours truly ,
AUDREY♥

Friday, January 18, 2008



YO ,
its actually 26th January .
but i want a post on my sweet 16th bday .

THANKS FOR ALL YOUR WISHING AND PRESENTS ON MY BDAY (:
you all surprised me like siao .
it wont be the same without all of you (:
once again , THANK YOU !

yesterday ,
which is the 25th of January ,
SCHOOL ROCKED FOR ONCE !

we were dismissed at abt 8 plus 9 in the MORNING !
cos the water pipe brust .
i was so happy that i msged the wrong person ~

how i love the water pipe .
it saved my ass for the day !
no need to stand up for physics .
Maths CT being postponed .
BEST OF ALL : NO ROLLCALL !

HAHA .
i'm such a weirdo dodo birdo .
how the sch is like crusing the sch why they cant let them know earlier so that they dont even need to wake up so early just to come to sch and have flag raising .
but here i am , cheering like crazyyyy ~

and so ,
i didnt go home straight away .
i stayed back in sch .
TO OF COURSE PLAYYYY (:

i like calling toh and alyss tieless freak .
we were super high inside Shalom romm .
toh and i were being sore losers when playing pick 2 .
and alyss was being such a nitwit by winning in pick 2 .
such an ass .

they left for prayer meeting while i went home for dinner (:

i think the number 18 likes me alot alot ,
my bday is 1801 ,
my seat no to collect my edusave thingy is also 18 .
coolios huh ?

oh oh ,
btw ,
nxt year , my bday is on 18th dec .
reason being that i dont wish to grow old so quickly ~


Yours truly ,
AUDREY♥

Monday, December 31, 2007

went to Jerri's hse on the 29th Dec for S-T-E-A-M-B-O-A-T-I-N-G !
in celebration of no more drills , late xmas party and early new year party .

in the end ,
6 people out of the whole gang turned up .
but we still had fun .

i was sick .
i thought my mama wont allow me to go ,
but when i asked her ,
she agreed so readily .
HARRRR ~

smth rather random ,
i want to be a F1 car racer when i grow up !

some pics of the steamboating lunch .
not many pics as expected as all of us were busy talking and playing .
and the host's cam was D-E-A-D .





jerri's cutsey little doggy , CUPPY (:
none of us knew that jerri kept a dog .
and we were imaging how mabel would react if she came .
i'm assuming that mabel doesnt take any interest in reading my blog .

had steamboat cum mini bbq ,
no pics for that .
we talked alot and ate quite alot .
i was rather surprised when aimin offered to cook for me ,
actually , i thought twice abt accepting the food she gave me ,
i dont know what she might add to poison me .
i'm also assuming that she dont take any interest in reading my blog .


thats alyss playing Wii with Joshua (:

i have to admit that playing Wii will really keep one healthy .
the amt of movement you have to move is just WOAH !
my arm is still aching till now .
can you imagine if you play it everyday ?
within weeks , you will have really tone arms man !

i played baseball with Jerri ,
that was supposedly my best component amongst the rest .
but i cant even hit any ball !
and i did no running to any pitch .
of course , i did no home run .
PATHETIC ~

Jerri won me with a score of 6-0 !
how HUMILIATING .

BUT .
i made fun of her character ,
her character looks like a traversite ( spelling ? )
i made fun till she could not hit any balls too (:

aft everyone exercised ,
we went to Jerri's room to play ,
partly cos yours truly was grumbling that i need some air con .
we slacked in there and played Signal .

my partner was once again alyss WOOSIE !
i stole jerri's card and i screamed with her .
and she said , " first call me transversite , now take my card "
everybody laughed .
i dare say that that statement was one of the funniest statement the whole aftnoon .
and did i mention that J's brothers and B's brother wont leave us in peace ?

aft playing many rounds of Signal ,
we took picos ,
but as usual , 3 little males just wont leave us in peace .

and also ,
the colur of the hats represents the partners in Signal (:










check my legs out man ~
its so thinnn (((((:








btw , those little arms belongs to Joshua's .
i was carrying him ~


a cropped version .


JOSHUA LOVE (:

and i forgot to mention ,
i have a mini band (:




HARRRRR ~
made out of 3 little imps and MEEE (:

went home aft slacking arnd .

satisfy my steamboat crave = a happy girlie (:

HARRRR ~

hanging and chilling out with friends when you're sick guarantees FULL RECOVERY ,

seriously ,
the night before ,
i was running a rather high fever and coughing my lungs out ,
but during steamboating , i was alive and kicking .

My QUOTE :
so nxt time when you're sick ,
forget abt doc and yucky medicine .
entrust yourself to a bunch of friends .



MERRY NEW YEAR EVERYONE (:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO SHIRIN DEV KAUR !
YOU'RE FINALLY 15 !


Yours truly ,
AUDREY♥